Simile

Shale oil is like heroin addicts boiling the cotton wads they shoot up through to stave off withdrawal.

Mario Kart Kode

I am trying to behave myself and not play until after my Precalculus final tomorrow morning, but, hell, I got 93% on a practice test without studying after four hours sleep. Anyway, my Mario Kart Wii code:

5069-4506-6432

I really don’t think I know more than two people with Wii’s, but maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised. I need your code too if we want to be BEST VIDEO GAME BUDS.